i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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