I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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