So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
