All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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