kristin has been a bad kristin
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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