I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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