Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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