What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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