Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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