I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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