I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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