The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm getting married
To pizza
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
