Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
this hospital has no fireball
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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