I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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