Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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