Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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