If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she pinky promised me she was 18
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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