when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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