They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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