Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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