is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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