hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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