It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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