Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
How many fucks given?
0.12846
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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