It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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