Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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