I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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