He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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