I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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