There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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