That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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