we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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