Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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