i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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