Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am puke
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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