every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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