he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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