Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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