Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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