There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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