You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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