How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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