What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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