As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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