I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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