i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
