so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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