what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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