I think my vagina is haunted
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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