awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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