I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
