i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
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Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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